200+ Creative and Funny Ways to say Merry Christmas (2024)

Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with a dash of creativity and a sprinkle of humor! When it comes to wishing your loved ones a Merry Christmas, why settle for the ordinary? Embrace your imaginative side and explore a world of funny and unique ways to convey your festive greetings. From clever wordplay to witty puns, these creative expressions will bring smiles and laughter to those around you.

So, let’s embark on a jolly journey filled with delightful surprises as we uncover a collection of merry messages that are sure to make this Christmas season unforgettable!

Ways to say Merry Christmas

Below are the 5 best ways to say “Merry Christmas” in 2024:

Wishing you a joyful Christmas!
Have a fantastic Christmas!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Sending warm holiday wishes!
May your Christmas be filled with happiness!

Funny Ways to say Merry Christmas

Below are the 110 funny ways to say “Merry Christmas”:

Santa Claus is coming to town… better hide the cookies!
Don’t blame the holidays; you were fat in August. Merry Christmas!
Christmas calories don’t count, enjoy!
May your Christmas be as bright as Rudolph’s nose!
Wishing you a holly jolly diet disaster.
May the fork be with you, and may your Christmas dinner be delicious.
No need for gym today. Christmas shopping is the best cardio.
Abominable snowman called, he wants his weather back.
Brace yourselves, Christmas is coming.
Christmas comes but once a year, much like your in-laws, thankfully.
Dancer and Prancer ate your Christmas cookies.
Elves are the reason why Santa still gets the presents out on time.
Fruitcake is a Christmas tradition and a handy weapon.
Hope you don’t find coal in your stocking this year!
Jingle all the way to the fridge!
Keep calm and wait for the Christmas sales.
Laughing all the way, thanks to the spiked eggnog!
May your Wi-Fi be strong and your batteries be fresh.
Not a creature was stirring, not even your pet.
Pause your workout regime. Christmas calories don’t count!
Quit worrying about your Christmas shopping. Santa has you covered.
Reindeers are just Santa’s version of Google Maps.
Socks and sweaters are the inevitable fate of a Christmas gift.
The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.
Unwrap yourself a joyful Christmas!
Very merry and mostly bright!
Wondering if Santa uses Google Maps or Waze?
Xmas fun fact: Santa knows where all the bad girls live.
At least Christmas fruit cake is consistent, consistently bad.
Beware! Christmas calories on the loose!
Counting the days until Christmas is over and the half-price candy is out.
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
Eggnog is a food group, right?
Forget the cookies, what Santa really wants is a cold beer.
It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.
Just remember, in January gym membership goes on sale.
Kiss under the mistletoe or risk being haunted by Christmas elves.
Light up the Christmas tree, not your hair!
May your days be merry and your in-laws be bearable.
Never thought that Santa, a strange old man bringing presents, would be okay.
Only 364 more shopping days until next Christmas.
Pro tip: Shaking presents can lead to hours of therapy.
Quietly sneak downstairs and see if Santa has arrived.
Remember: Calories don’t count at Christmas.
Santa called, he wants his cookies.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear…on mute.
Until further notice, assume it’s eggnog in my mug.
Very much looking forward to the Christmas food coma.
What does Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common? Sandy Claus!
You’re never too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve.
Zombies would still be more welcomed than fruitcake.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Mastercard and Visa.
Have yourself a merry little fit-mas, hit the gym before the dinner.
Another year, another 5 pounds from Christmas dinner. Enjoy!
Be prepared for Santa’s cookies to mysteriously disappear tonight.
Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies! And maybe a diet plan for Santa.
Fruitcakes make fantastic doorstops post-Christmas.
Get ready for the Christmas workout – unwrapping presents.
It’s the most wonderful time to drink eggnog!
Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.
Keep calm and wait for Santa.
Let’s hope Santa didn’t receive your family group text.
May your sweaters be ugly and bright this Christmas.
Present-opening marathon begins soon. Stretching is advised.
Quick reminder – reindeer like carrots and Santa likes… your last piece of pie.
Rudolph has a red nose because he’s been at the Christmas sherry.
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Me neither, I’m eating.
Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
Underneath the Christmas tree, you might find your sanity.
Vixen called, she wants her red nose back.
Wrap, eat, drink, repeat!
Be naughty. Save Santa a trip.
Christmas is Claus for celebration!
Eggnog: the reason Santa needs reindeer to drive his sleigh.
For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
Hope you get more than a lump of coal.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Let’s hope your Christmas tree doesn’t fall over like last year.
May the Christmas cookies be ever in your flavor.
Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.
Of all the people I’ve met, you’re certainly one of them. Merry Christmas!
Please leave all Christmas carols at the door.
Quit elfing around and open your presents!
Really looking forward to seeing your face when you see what I got you.
Santa’s on his way, he’s loaded with toys and goodies on his sleigh.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Underneath the mistletoe is where you’ll find me.
Visiting in-laws is the real spirit of Christmas.
Wishing you a Silent Night after the kids go to bed.
Xmas is Xtra special when you’re spending it with me.
You know what they say… Christmas is what you bake it.
Zero doubt that Santa has you on the nice list this year.
All I want for Christmas is you… to get me what I want.
Believe in Santa… just beclause!
Christmas is just around the corner, and so is your local store.
Do give me the same old gift, I need a new sweater.
Every Christmas is merrier than the last. Except for that one year…
From one nut to another, Merry Christmas!
Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ. Let’s have a Merry Christmas.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas. It’s the best time to stay in bed.
I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but not his belly.
Just wait until you see what Santa is bringing!
Keeping the list of naughty girls all to myself.
Love, joy, and peace are the ingredients for a wonderful Christmas.
May your Christmas be delicious!
Nobody loves Christmas more than me… and my credit card company.
Once bitten by a Christmas fruit cake, twice shy.
Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care.
Quit icing my gingerbread house!
Rudolph’s nose isn’t the only thing getting lit this Christmas.